Self assured laughter

  Self-assured in so many ways but this one I cannot
push passed it. Just one of those moments where I
need to talk to someone and all I am finding available
is a computer. I cannot stand that.

  Still patience is a virtue, right? Something you learn
over time, with Jehovah's help. Oh to just have a little
bit more just now would be excellent. Oh how a
contradiction of words.

  Tiny words that play upon each other to make an
oxymoron motion. Haha such a laugh when I do or
say something like that. So dear friend laugh with me
as I want to tear my sink out. Lol. Just get a hearty
chuckle out of that. I know I am currently doing so.

  The irony of the situation is that I caused the issue
with the overusing the bowl time and time again. Had
I been meticulous I probably would not have found
myself in such a difficult situation. Ah but alas I am.

  So I call upon my knowledge of plumbing (limited)
and attempted to figure the root of the problem. La.
Still I am mucky and irate over the time wasted doing
trial and error. Still I sucked up the courage and
admitted defeat, called a few friends and ventured
onto youtube to find a "repair' video. Now finding the
root of problem from video, questions I growl in
matters of ability to remove the actual troublesome
piece of sink.

Throwing my hands in the air, storming out of
bathroom and saying the Scarlett OHara saying,
Tomorrow is another day, I leave room disgruntled.
Walking away for a few hours until my rattled nerves
cease their grumblings.

  Then the final attempt to attack issue begins. Ah ha.
Perfectomundo. Pop goes the piece. Flying across the
room. Gunk everywhere. Yum! (Not)

   Unfortunately for me, I now have damaged property
that is not mine. But, but, but the root of the problem
is fixed. So please laugh with me as I do a silly song
and dance because issue is now solved. Sort of.

   So I hope my dearest friend, you have enjoyed a
nice hearty laugh at my expense. Also now you have
a silly story to pass around as a conversation piece.

   I smile thinking of all that I have done, this really
is the top of it this year. (So far) Haha. I cannot stop
laughing. I am crying and my chest is sore.

   Hmm. Okay. Whew! Yup offically snorting. Yup a
hoot!

   Hugs to you dearie. Have a grand night.

    Me smiling my big cheesy, dorky grin.